Search And Ye Shall Find

One of the main sources of amusement this blog affords me is the occasional peek at my Google Analytics dashboard- more specifically, at the search strings that bring people here. (past howlers include 'Weasley twins scent'- obviously, someone's an even bigger fan of Fred and George than I am). There are loads of searches involving stilettos- not very surprising, considering the name of this blog, and the odd one for red lipstick- they probably got led here. But the top search over the last three months - with 11 queries in the last two days alone- is for 'stocking tops'. There's also 'stockingtops', and 'do my stocking tops show' (how on earth would I know that?), and I reckon the culprit is this post. But it doesn't bother me, though I can't fathom what on earth would lead some person with an AOL email address (Wtelboy, in case a heads-up to other bloggers is in order) to send the following email to me at the blog's gmail address:

hi, i would love to hear more about your feet and stockings!

*Cue BFH faceplanting on her keyboard*